Can we be honest for a second? The absolute last chore of the gardening season is the worst. The fun is over. You’re tired. You just want to be done. For years, my “winter prep” was to yeet everything into the shed and slam the door shut until April.
And every spring, I’d pay for it. My favorite pruners would be locked up with rust. My mower would refuse to start. I’d find a hose that had split open like a burst sausage. It was a terrible way to start a new gardening year.
I finally wised up. Putting your garden to bed properly isn’t about following a fancy manual. It’s about being kind to your Future Self. That guy who, in six months, is going to be full of optimism and ready to dig in. Don’t screw that guy over.
Here’s the no-nonsense, real-world guide I follow now.
Part 1: Dealing with Your Hand Tools (The Trusty Sidekicks)
Don’t just toss them in a bucket. That’s a one-way ticket to Rust City.
Here’s my end-of-season ritual:
- The Scrape-Down: I get a five-gallon bucket, a putty knife, and a wire brush. I scrape every single bit of mud off my shovels, trowels, and forks. For my pruners, I use an old screwdriver to pick out the gunk from the pivot point. It’s gross, but it has to be done.
- The Doctor’s Visit: This is the most important step that nobody does. I take a rag, soak it in rubbing alcohol, and wipe down the blades of my pruners and loppers. This isn’t for shine; it’s to murder any plant diseases—blight, fungus, you name it—so they don’t jump onto my new plants next year. It takes 60 seconds and is a total game-changer.
- A Quick Sharpening: You don’t need to be a pro. I have one basic file. I run it along the edge of my shovel and pruners a few times. You can feel the burr. A sharp tool is a safe, joyful tool. A dull tool is a frustration waiting to happen.
- The Oil Bath: Once everything is clean and dry, I wipe all the metal parts with an oily rag. I just use a little cheap vegetable oil. It leaves a thin film that keeps the rust demons away all winter. I store mine hanging on nails in the shed, but the old-timers will tell you to just stick them in a bucket of sand.
Part 2: The Big, Loud Machines (Aka, the Lawn Mower)
This used to intimidate me. It doesn’t anymore.
The #1 reason your mower won’t start in spring is bad gas. Gas left in the carburetor turns to shellac. Your choices are simple:
- Run the mower until it sputters and dies, meaning the tank is empty.
- Do what I do now: Buy a $5 bottle of fuel stabilizer. Pour it in the gas tank, then fill the tank to the top with fresh gas (this stops condensation). Run the engine for five minutes to get the treated gas everywhere. Done. This little trick has saved me so much swearing.
Then, tip the mower on its side (air filter up!) and scrape the grass matted underneath the deck. That gunk holds moisture and causes rust.
Battery mower? Take the battery out and bring it inside. Store it on a shelf in the basement. A freezing cold shed will murder that battery.
Part 3: The Other Stuff You Always Forget
- The Garden Hose: This is non-negotiable. You MUST get all the water out. I disconnect mine, stretch it out straight down my driveway slope, and let it drain from both ends. Any water left inside will freeze and expand, and you’ll have a useless, split hose come spring. I’ve learned this lesson the expensive way.
- Terracotta Pots: If you leave them outside, they will absorb water, freeze, and crack. It’s a law of nature. I scrub mine out and stack them in the garage.
The Real-World Problem: Where Does It All Go?
Here’s the kicker. You can do everything right, but if your garage is a black hole of junk like mine, or your shed is damp, it’s all for nothing.
I hit a wall a few years ago. I had no more space. I was complaining to my buddy, and he said, “Dude, just get a small storage unit for the winter.” It sounded so simple I felt stupid for not thinking of it.
So I did. I got a small, clean unit from a place in town. Let me tell you, it was a revelation. Suddenly, my mower, my clean tools, my bags of soil, my patio cushions—they all had a dry, safe, organized home. It wasn’t just about storage; it was about starting spring without that initial wave of frustration and clutter. If your home space is maxed out, it is 100% worth the small monthly fee for the peace of mind.
So, that’s it. No magic, no bluff. Just a Saturday afternoon, some elbow grease, and a plan. Do it now, and thank yourself later when you’re enjoying the first warm day of spring instead of fighting with a rusty tool.
Now, go put your feet up. You’ve earned it.













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